I HAVE NEVER BEEN DRUNK
I HAVE NEVER WATCHED AN EPISODE OF THE SIMPSONS
I DO NOT WATCH ANY T\V SOAP POGRAMME
I HATE ANY LIVE PROGRAMME WHERE THE AUDIENCE MAKES MORE NOISE THAN THE ARTISTS.(EX FACTOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT DANCING WITH THE STARS AND THE LIKE)
I HAVE NEVER WATCHED BIG BROTHER
I DON'T LIKE CRICKET
I DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL
WIMBLEDON FORTNIGHT IS THE MOST OVERHYPED AND BORING TO WEEKS OF THE YEAR
THE BEST FOOD IN THE ENTIRE WORLD IS A REAL CORNISH PASTY
I DO NOT TRUST ANY MEMBER OF THE GOVERNMENT
I HAVE KILLED AND EATEN VARIOUS BIRDS, FISH AND ANIMALS
I DO NOT GIVE A FIG ABOUT IRAN
I WILL NOT GROW OLD GRACEFULLY
I AM AT A LOSS AS TO WHAT TO SAY NOW AS IT IS NEARLY MY BEDTIME.
NOW I HAVE CONFESSED MY SINS I'M OFF TO THE SEASIDE BECAUSE I CAN.